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Best Toddlerisms: Daddy comes home at 'six cootie'

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Celebrating and missing their last baby words

It is particularly galling that I now live with a tween who constantly corrects my speech:

"Uh, no, Mom, adults aren't allowed to say 'whatevs' or 'adorbs'… those are not old people words and it's embarrassing"

...when as a younger child (and yes, princess, you are still a child) I never corrected her totally adorbs verbal miscues that made for the most delightful conversations.

When my daughter was wittle, she'd say:

Mama, peez make me cheem cheez blagel for breffgest!

These days it's more along the lines of:

MOM!!!!

(6:02 a.m., bellowing from her room upstairs)

Can you make me an iced vanilla soy chai, light ice, extra soy; and go easy on the cinnamon cuz it sticks in my braces?!!!!

Baby talk

So it was with tearful joy that I came across several recent articles asking readers to remember and write in the top toddler words they will – or do – miss the most.

When Lisa Belkin, one of my favorite parenting writers of all time, wrote about her favorite toddlerisms, the memories, words and love poured in from readers. I got such a tearful, memory-filled kick out of reading all the delicious ways our babies communicated I thought share a few with you and let you enjoy your own memories as well.

Kids say the darnedest things!

Here are a few of my favorites:

I miss the "flutter-byes" in the garden.

And the little boy who wanted to be in charge of the "be-mote" when watching TV.

Pupcake for cupcake.

At age 8 my son still says "callapitter" instead of caterpillar and I just can't bring myself to correct him.

The day my daughter stops saying "Berlaxing" (others might pronounce it "relaxing")...I will sob my eyes out! It's her last baby word!

I miss the words glubs (gloves) and tingers (fingers).

Aggilator. Lellow. Pine-a-papple. Laylybugs. Pamba bears.

And, of course:

Daddy always came home at "six cootie."


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